her vagine was all disorganized.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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