OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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