I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
