I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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