its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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