im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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