Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
