I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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