so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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