Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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