i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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