# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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