You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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