So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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