Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
