Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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