Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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