how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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