I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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