Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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