Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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