I have demons in me.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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