awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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