i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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