He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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