why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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