He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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