Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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