i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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