awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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