i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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