yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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