I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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