we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Randomize
