Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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