As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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