we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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