Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
vagina is talking i cant
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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