He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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