the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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