you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think your dad took our porno
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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