like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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