Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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