is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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