How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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