new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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