Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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