As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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