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• (903): View more from Texas

  ....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."

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• (646): View more from New York

  You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???

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• (310): View more from California

  I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.

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• (315): View more from New York

  idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me

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• (516): View more from New York

  i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.

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• (818): View more from California

  more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits

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  Another sexterpiece awaits

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