Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."