I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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