This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
not ubering you a puppy
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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