You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she peed on how many people?
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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