I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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